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Blue Collar Brilliance
"I know how to get some time off", said one factory worker to his partner.
"How do you think you can do that?", she retorted. He proceeded to show her by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down like a possum.
Just then the boss walked in, saw the guy hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what he was doing. "I'm a light bulb", the guy answered.
"I think you need some time off" said the boss. So the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The second worker began walking out too, so the boss said: "Where do you think you're going?"
She said: "Home. I can't work in the dark."
( from Pastor Tim; http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh )